Meet the Rats

Fiona Corcoran


Arden Smith


Fiona is a sentient trash bag whose greatest accomplishment was getting a merit award in high school English (which is why she’s so fucking good at explicating shit), but everything since then has been downhill and her only solace is that she owns a Mario onesie.







Arden is a recovering artist who loves long walks on the beach, keeping her cat from eating out of the garbage can, and formulating elaborate fan-theories for the movie Cars (2006). There’s a chance that she’s actually a large muppet just trying to live a normal life, but it’s never been proven.